She introduces me to her husband, and he tells me that they’ve been looking for another man to join them because his wife likes sleeping with two men at the same time, and he’s into it as well.
For the first time in my entire life, I was completely speechless.
The first set came, and I immediately started looking the guys over.I messaged him back to basically say WTF, and he never even answered." –Anna, 27Mama's Boy"This really hot guy and I had been messaging back and forth for a while before decided to meet up at a coffee place.He was seriously the perfect catch, so I was pretty psyched.I arrived on the date, all happy, but realized that the girl who sat was a 40-year old lady with two children and was just finding an excuse to leave her house.” 6. It turns out her roommate had been helping her reply to messages.“One girl I met up with was on house arrest and ‘forgot’ to tell me.” via GIPHY 7. That’s cool, I thought, I can be friends with nice people that aren’t witty. A few weeks in, he told me I was almost perfect, except my upper arms were fat. “I had been texting this girl for a good three weeks, and we finally decided to go out on a date.